10 Commandments for the Single Girl

1. Never compromise. Compromise is for couples. You are single.

2. Know Yourself, Love Yourself. If you can't see that your booty works for you rather than against you, why should he?

3. Speaking of booty, it’s a pirate’s chest, not a free for all at the Burger Shack so dress modestly, and let him figure it out.

4. Second fiddle is a trap. Use only when you are playing “supportive friend” role. Otherwise, you’ll be easily overlooked.

5. When seeking to make the best impression, wear something comfortable. Don't click clack awkwardly. If you are going to click clack, do it with confidence! There’s nothing worse than the lame duck jilted strut. Not attractive.

6. When shaking off the weird guy you met at your cousin's wedding, never let on you know him from somewhere. Deny Deny Deny

7. In all things dating, if your gut says run, then run.

8. If it looks sleazy, then it most likely is sleazy. And sleazy doesn’t look good on you, even when you are lonely.

9. Just so you know, cellulite isn’t your worse enemy; loneliness and self-doubt are your worse enemies.

10. Finally, it’s not all relative. Just because this guy gives you more than your miserable wretched Ex monster that crawled out from beneath a rock, doesn’t mean you are better off.